That one requires way to much mental capacity for a Friday night. I clicked that back-and-forth link 12 times. And I still don't get it. I say spend more time on naked butts. Those are easy.

JW, death cat is not so much a joke as an internet tradition. The death cat, via Crankshaft, brings death and despair to comic characters. Every Friday I put him in a new strip.

Now I understand. You're basically telling me that I'm so old and out of touch that I need to have internet traditions explained to me. You young whippersnappers will be the death of me yet, dagnabbit! If I had a lawn, I'd tell you to get off of it. And where's my blanket? It's almost time for Wheel of Fortune.

I'm not coming back until you do another naked butt gag. I'm not too old to understand those. Just keep it simple, OK. Not more than one butt per frame, otherwise I get confused.

I forgot to tell you because I was interrupted by Vanna... I've been on these Internets when you were still in diapers. I've seen traditions come and go. Death cat ain't got no legs. That guy standing on the World Trade Building with a plane coming at him -- now THAT was an internet tradition. Those LOL cats are pretty good too, sonny. Maybe you should put some of them in your cartoons.

People ask me what's funny. I just point to the yellow sticky note on my CRT. It says, "Pants on: not funny. Pants off: funny." Remember that, and you'll do good in this life. Commercial's over, so I'm back to Vanna. One of these days she's gonna drop her drawers. I just know it.

Well, it's not really an internet tradtion, it's a Comic Booth tradition. Close!